Don’t Spend Years Learning PHP Basics…

I Already Did That For You!

Hello there – Dave here! Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, I was trying to learn PHP. Now, I wasn’t a total noob to programming, since I had already done HTML for a while and cut my teeth on ColdFusion… but PHP was just something I couldn’t GET for the life of me. I didn’t really hate PHP, but when my brain doesn’t get something, I get frustrated.

So, when I finally DID get PHP, I decided it was my duty to help others get it as well. And so I proudly present my ebook, “I Hate PHP”!

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“Impressed!!”

Dave,
I just finished reading it and I am very impressed. I attended a Database Management course where I swear they must just print out the help pages and slap them on your desk. I wish I would have read this before starting the class, it would have saved me a lot of frustration.

Your ebook should be a prerequisite for anyone wanting to pursue PHP or Database Management. The way you’ve written it really helps someone wrap their brain around the “How” & “Why” that is critical to understanding and provides a solid foundation that would be easy to build upon, as everything elseif, <==humor, just branches out from there.

Gail - wahguide from the Warriors

Who Should Read This eBook?

If you are familiar with HTML and can edit text documents in Notepad…you can understand this. I wrote this with novice-to-intermediate webmasters, designers, and internet marketers in mind. Don’t expect a lot of high-level programming in here. You’re not going to learn to build a complete shopping cart application from reading this – but it will help you understand functionality behind the cart.

“I Hate PHP” is not written to blow you away with everything PHP. You’ll get quick, usable information on PHP functions such as:

  • Variables
  • Statements
  • Arrays
  • Commands such as ECHO, ELSE, IF, ELSEIF, INCLUDE, REQUIRE
  • MySQL basics
  • … And More!

OK, Why “I HATE PHP” over someone else’s book?

People that have a lot of knowledge in a specific area have a difficult time looking at it from a newcomer’s perspective, and writing as such. I’m not a PHP “guru” by any means – and I understand how hard it can be to grasp a concept. It’s split up into 3 sections, specifically written to start simple and build skills…with real world usage examples included!

BONUS! 

With your order of “I Hate PHP”, I include a “watch over my shoulder” video series on creating an eBay affiliate website -from scratch- using PHP!

What’s covered:

  • How to sign up for eBay and eBay partner network
  • How to choose or create a website template (One is provided!)
  • How to get the eBay listings and embed them into your template
  • Tweaking, saving, and viewing your template
  • Plan what you want to change and begin building your settings file
  • Take the information from the settings file and apply it into the template
  • Set the variables in your settings file
  • Save your work, upload, and make sure it all works
  • And, some bonus additions – adding side links, and learning about If/Else statements

Running time is 1 hour and 12 minutes, so there’s plenty of good stuff inside!

“I Finally Get It!”

I have tried a few times to get the hang of PHP but after watching these I finally get it.

 

- Kevin, from Earn1KaDay

http://www.theblogfeeder.com 

“Easy To Understand!”

Wow! Dave this is a great set of videos. I really like the way that you have presented them in an easy to understand manner. There is no complicated techie speak here and a complete newbie can copy your method and be up and running in no time. What I like about the videos is that you show people by building their own php ebay store that they can control the content for their site. So you don’t have to be at the mercy of plugins or expensive software to quickly set up a versatile and dynamic php ebay store in no time.

 

- Leanne King

http://wpqueen.com

Rating:

How Much?

Just $29.95

Yes! Dave, Please Give Me INSTANT ACCESS To The Entire I Hate PHP eBook and Videos

I understand I’ll be gaining access to the entire I Hate PHP eBook and Videos members area for a tiny one-time investment of just $29.95 when I act now!

I also realize I have nothing left to lose, since you’re generous enough to offer me a 30 day money-back guarantee for any reason, or no reason at all.

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